My Fat Arse and I

"One morning a girl tries on a pair of new pants, yet they are impossible to zip.The girl is bewildered. In the mirror she sees herself like the fattest piglet the world has seen. She decides to go on a strict diet as quickly as possible. The plan goes quite well, draining all of the fat away, but with that goes all the joy of life. Even though now extremely thin, the girl doesn't stop. She is now more of a zombie, coming blindly to the fridge that haunts her at night. In the moment of the last seduction by the fridge the Angel of United Bitches of Slimbuttlandia comes to her with a royal invitation to visit the Kingdom and to participate in a royal ceremony. What is this ceremony? Are the Skinny Buttangels that lovely and harmless as they try to appear? Which God do they praise? Is there a way back from The United Bitches of Slimbuttlandia if anything goes slightly off track?"